Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

University of St. Thomas

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.

Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!

by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010

thomasdragon

the word thomasdragon possibly originated in an old hallow well. thomasdragon means all that is cool and lovely and friendly and open and gentle and dear. potentially skilled at flying and nesting, also potentially iridescent. a thomasdragon is full of juicey wisdom, musical and otherwise. if you can find one, know that you are very, very fortunate.

i do wish thomasdragon were here so there could be chill walkage.

by random September 2, 2004

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.

Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap

by Megalumps December 5, 2017

Thomas The Dank Train

THE MOST MLG TRAIN THEIR IS HE IS GOD HE FINNA CRASH INTO YO HOUSE AND BRING THE MLG. THOMAS THE TRAIN IS RELATED TO THE MOST WIDE KNOWN MLG GODS A.K.A SNOOP DOGG, POKEMON GO, THE WAE, KERMIT TEH FROG. THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN IS GREAT

YOU KNOW THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN? YEAH THE MLG ONE? YEAH HE IS SO COOL!!!

by ET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2019