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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018
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“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.
I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Garden Spot High School

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.
by Garden Spot High School July 23, 2023
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Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.
Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”
by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023
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Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole
i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor
by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009
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