Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch

Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!

by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022

Grass

A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch

"Ratio eats grass"

"Go touch some grass"

by Alon the donut June 5, 2022

Grass

Something u should touch if ur a Discord mod.

Discord mods: Hey kitten ilysm that I will give u all my life savings and I'll never go outside and touch grass

by Imagine using UD in 2022 June 10, 2022