Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017

typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

Texas roadass

When you have sex in a car and slip it in the wrong hole and she yells out yee-haw

"Hey man heard you hooked up with Stephanie last night"
"Yeah, I gave her the ol Texas roadass"

by IndyB February 19, 2018

texas kayak

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.

After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.

by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018