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Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty
Testimony,your sister she's very cute
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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Testic

A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.
Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"
by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021
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Testicular Fortitude

The act of letting them hang and not caring what others think. Attacking the task at hand without holding back or giving in
“Hey Weston how do I increase my Testicular Fortitude” Weston-“ITS BETWEEN THE FRICKIN EARS”
by Senor Anderson January 6, 2022
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Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022
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Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”
Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.
by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022
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Testie

Short for testicles, because testicles are fragile and sensitive, and pussies are strong and resilient. The more accurate version of calling someone a pussy. Someone who is chicken or wimpy.
Yo bro, just do it, don’t be such a testie!
by Kungphoey April 2, 2022
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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