retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

fanum tax

The “Fanum tax” created by content creator fanum is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question. so basically stealing food

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax

by loempialikker October 25, 2023

Fanum Tax

Fanum tax is someone stealing your food. Also the percentage of the tax could change who you are

Someone fanum tax the toilet

by anonymous January 13, 2025

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024

Fanum Tax

To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"

The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.

"Yo i just fanum taxed him"

by pncctrllll October 29, 2023