Take Your Cookie

A term used inside of the more urban northeast region of the united states meaning that they will take your Ass/Pussy by fucking the shit outa you.

Stop playn round before I Take Your Cookie shawty

by OlneyNigga1 December 28, 2022

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Savage Takedown

sav-ij-teyk-doun

1. The desire to provide an individual who is in need of a severe sexual encounter.
2. The act of giving someone a ferocious erotic experience.
3. Extraordinarily rough sex.

1. That girl has been married for years, she looks like she is in need of a savage takedown.

2. You see that girl over there who thinks she’s better than everyone with the resting bitch face? That’s the look of her screaming on the inside for a savage takedown.
3. I told my boss that she needed a savage takedown. I got a raise and a promotion.

by MattyMeats May 2, 2016

Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

One-Take

When a rapper freestyles out of the blue and spits bars and punchlines to make the crowd go nuts!

Ed: ay yo bro, show dem niggas what you do best in dem battles
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit

by eezydubs January 25, 2021

national take your girlfriend to work day

today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.

hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?

by ry 2 November 8, 2022