Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.

My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…

by Small Dicky September 28, 2021

standing missionary

Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021

Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Stacking

The sexual act of putting many condoms on one’s penis, with more condoms equating to greater holiness. This allows Mormons to have sex before marriage without it counting in the eyes of God.

Person A: “Bro I was stacking 25 deep on Katie last night.”

Person B: “That’s amateur numbers, man. I went over 40 stacked on Mary-Sue the other week.”

by U.S. Senator Mitt Romney March 12, 2022

skronkington

Whatever comes to mind is what the pure definition of what a "skronkington" is. There is no true definition.

Use your imagination skronkington.

by i like possoms March 20, 2022

spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.

his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022