Spendge

Spending Binge - usually a bunch of useless shit purchased when feeling depressed that may or may not be returned.

Lauren - I see you've been on a spendge.
Kim - Yeah, I was pissed off.

by Pseudosuckit April 6, 2023

Spencer

A total idiot loser who has no clue how to talk to a girl and has no charisma (most likely gay) he is most likely a nerd and likes video games or star wars movies.

Girl: “is that Spencer?”
Girl 1: “oh yeah he said he liked me but he only talks to me over snap?”

Girl: “Geez what a lame loser!”

by Honest opinions April 7, 2023

Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!

Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

spenda

Someone that does t really spend money

Monica: I want a sugar daddy
Thomas: Here’s a dollar.

Someone else: That’s Splenda, Spenda

by AdultGear May 31, 2023

Spencered

When someone interrupts an important meeting or conversation.

What were we talking about before we just got Spencered?

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Spencer

A somewhat troubled man who allows himself to be controlled by Monique’s or Monica’s, afraid to stick up for himself always taking their side even when they are wrong. Even if it means sacrificing his own moral values to please them. Although he may not always show it, he can be loving caring and romantic… and despite his past… deserves all that is good in the world. All Olivia’s and his family want from him is to be safe happy and healthy. Spencer’s are loyal and will stick by anyones side even when others can see that it’s hurting him emotionally and physically. Spencer’s will soar to the top once they are honest with themselves…. embracing every positive and negative aspect with sympathy and empathy and by ignoring the demons they claim to be “bound to” without fear judgement or judgment because at the end of the day they are on the same plain as deities and gods way above demons ie: lilith’s (especially those who take pleasure out of ruining individuals lives who are half their age).

Sebastian: hey, man did you hear Spencer finally let go of that leech Monique!

Mark: wait, man I thought her name was Monica… she’s the girl who keeps on getting him trouble with the police…didn’t he rack up like 3 charges in a 6 month period?

Sebastian: Haha yeah man she’s ghetto as hell, and no one actually knows her name, she just looks like a frog, short torso chicken legs… but he’s coming into his own he’s single looks much healthier now and he quit drinking plus no more trouble with the cops…

Mark: damn Spencer can’t go anyway but up from here. I hope he finds someone who matches his new found energy. Monique was killing him slowly I’m glad he’s free!

by Always*there*4u*chickenbutt July 30, 2023

Spenced

To get fucked up

We about to get Spenced tonight.
That boy got Spenced in that fight

by JB2023 August 9, 2023