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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 7, 2003
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secret squirrel bitch

A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..
Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!
by anonymous November 6, 2017
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Geauga Flying Squirrel

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012
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a secret squirrel bunch

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.
The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021
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squirrel tail

This is the term for the thin line of trimmed hair on a woman's pubus or pussy. It is a little thicker than a landing strip.
When I pulled off her panties I was pleasantly pleased to see she had a nicely trimmed squirrel tail.
by Bill Bliss December 25, 2004
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squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.
Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!
by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013
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st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.
maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.
by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006
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