Speaking spoon

speaking in a language that is very confusing to another person.

Girl 1: Yo, don't forget to trash the takeout.

Boy 1: What? speak english! cause you're speaking spoon!

by Vivien Huang February 16, 2010

spoon

GAY SEX!!! Two guys, one the pitcher the other the catcher.

Bubba spooned my daddy while he was in jail, and now my daddy is gay.

by Double D January 19, 2005

Spoon Feeding

The act of surprisingly inserting you're penis into the girl whilst spooning.

Dude, I totally snuck in some spoon feeding with Rachel last night

by AirHarrison October 1, 2010

sex spoon

1. a spoon inserted into the rectum for digging out shit from the anal cavity.
2. a spoon used for the pleasures of buttsecks.

1. dude, john fell asleep n we sex spoond hiz ass clean!
2. Yo dude, I got this one night stand, and I sex spooned her ALL NIGHT! booyaa.

by anzie & g0mz July 24, 2008

spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003