simonetta

A drug dealer that buys stuff for her friends, for example Hogwarts glass cups or owl plushy thingies.

"Oh em gee, she's such a Simonetta"

by Martoreon November 4, 2017

Siemens

any native man who plays baseball. He is not that smart but is fairly close to an "adam" only he is more athletic. His biggest downfall is his issues with the opposite sex but he does a killer eastern European accent. If you encounter one turn the other direction as he is very dangerous, being a dirty indian and all. Siemens are capable of making the MLB one day, but for now he is stuck liking girls he has no business with and sucking at school. He currently has a 62 in bio but his mark is on the climb because his teacher is amazing.

girl 1: ew is that mohamed adam beside that really hot kid jordan siemens?
girl 2: yeah thats gross, he better be careful cuz jordan can beat him up
girl 1: i agree, beside jordan likes that one girl. his russian accents are also really good. i love him but he doesnt love me back. hes doing alot better in biology aswell

by spencor wojnowski tubman November 15, 2017

Simeon Brown

That legend from Pakuranga. He is a living meme, who also happens to run half of Auckland.

Dequavis- "Did you see that Simeon Brown meme the other day"
Shantel- "Nah lmao was it good?"
Dequavis- "Yea haha im glad hes the one running auckland, shoutout to the homie Simeon"

by spicymemesforsimeonteens November 20, 2017

simone eriksson

The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.

Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!

by sissie blondine December 14, 2017

Simonata

Noun. A solution that works. Nobody has any freaking idea how or why it works, but it works.

Person 1: "Wow, *redacted*'s system is still running, it must be hanging on with duct tape and prayers.

Person 2: Yep, it's a real Simonata that one - don't touch it!

by plonk12 April 21, 2018

SimonStMichel

Bourgeois de l’ancienne bretagne et freestyler avancer en ski.

Le tonton du bled et Simonstmichel on sorti un nouvelle album!

by Jooging charles December 19, 2017

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018