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shirt wiener

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.
Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.
by CandyLandy December 2, 2009
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T-shirt classic

The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.
Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."
by Ian Mckenna January 21, 2007
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Rip-Shirt

The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.
"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.

"Dude...yes."
by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012
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bow wow shirt

A shirt that a woman wears. When taking a bow, or bending over, her front is exposed for all to go wow at the view.
When coming to work you must wear no shorts, or bow wow shirts!
by Boberts Star September 13, 2007
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T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 5, 2022
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T-Shirt Time

After you pre-game/drink with your tanktop or whatever, you go get a dope t-shirt to wear before you head to the clubs and party. made famous by M.V.P. of jersey shore.
T-SHIRT TIME!! Gotta get a good t-shirt. Promoting a Grenade-Free America!
by Jack Cudderisback October 18, 2010
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Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.
"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."
by Casey Arney October 1, 2003
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