Tomi Reig

La persona mas fachera y buena q vas a conocer en tu vida.

seguime en ig bbta @tomireigg

Que facha q es Tomi Reig x dioss

by anashe32117 November 23, 2021

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!

by Ingredients January 27, 2022

Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders

Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021

Free-reignge

The 'Free-Range' Rule or Reign-range or scope or scale or 'Age' of Market Dictatorshop* Faschism : a contraduction* in terms.

Corporation State Faschism went Free-Reignge during the Reagan-Thatcher and Rogerednomics eras.

by PartisanZ March 25, 2022

Roman Reigns

A weird man who a girl named Monique likes.

Monique screamed "Roman Reigns!!"

by Liaminator April 12, 2022