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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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oliver peoples

Brand of eye wear only tour stuck up friends wear
Girl 1: Have you seen Judy's new glasses? Girl 2: Yeah they're Oliver peoples. Girl 1: What a bitch.
by NotsoUrban December 27, 2015
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Donut People

Individuals who have their heads so far up their asses, they assume a ring-like shape, causing them to physically resemble donuts more so than people.
This place is run by donut people. They can't see how much they fuck everything up, all they can see is the insides of their own colons.
by BlackSheepofScience June 11, 2016
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turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:
"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
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filler people

Filler People: People that you may see somewhat regularly in your routine of life but that have no place in your life, dont matter to you, nor are acquainted with you.
There sure were a lot of filler people at your little soiree last night.
by VitchyDirtySexy November 25, 2020
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Shiny people

People whose lives are perfect of seem perfect from an outsiders perspective.
Person 1: "Why do they always seem so happy?"
Person 2: "They must be shiny people."
by Microwaves January 12, 2021
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pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!
joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”
by 🍆🤮🤤 April 23, 2021
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