Guy 1: Dude, that japanese girl is so tight!
Guy 2: No way dude, I banged that chick last week and she wanted me to Ponye on her face!
Guy 2: No way dude, I banged that chick last week and she wanted me to Ponye on her face!
by TheAlphaMale August 27, 2013

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016

Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.
by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
by Misandrist September 29, 2015

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

by thetatertot August 12, 2018
