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Colony Pony 

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington
She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.
Colony Pony by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023
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Dogwood Pony Girl 

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.
Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.
Dogwood Pony Girl by Torbert May 21, 2023

Chuck Pony 

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.
Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.
Chuck Pony by Carneguy September 14, 2023

Rusty pony 

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?
Rusty pony by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Cabbage Pony 

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.
Cabbage Pony by Meat missile February 22, 2024

Sparkle pony 

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.