fuck-shit-piss

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.

Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!

by The Giver Not the receiver! January 12, 2012

comfort pie

participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'

I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.

by Pandacoon December 27, 2011

pianoing

the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.

Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.

by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 5, 2011

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

bridge pinch

Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation.

Waiter: "Our special tonight is the grouper sandwich."
Girl: "What is in it?"
Waiter: "Lettuce, tomato, various seasonings.."
Girl: "No, I mean...what makes it a grouper? Do I have to share it?"
Waiter: ....
Waiter: *bridge pinch*

by strawburry August 2, 2010

puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.

That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.

by lifenstein January 29, 2015