Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 04, 2018

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Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

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happy pee

When a man cums from his penis.

I am about to "happy pee" on your face.

by 7even January 23, 2008

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pee cat

A useless cat, usually of "special" intelligence, that suddenly and permanently decides to urinate only on carpets, furniture and clothing rather than using the cat box. Such cats are banished for life to basements, garages and pet shelters.

That goddamn pee cat is pissing all over the place! Get rid of it!!

by twynk May 09, 2008

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