Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

shadow pants

When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.

Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!

by bingbingbing August 02, 2010

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 06, 2017

no pants romance

When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia

Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.

by jrpuntouchable March 30, 2011

trouser pants

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

high pants

a man that wonders all day in yories pants, then they call over linkin dirt with his umbrella

1. daniel is going to be a high pants, but he already is

2. hey uve seen high pants latly, yeah he hangs out at the rat infested store larry'es with that beaner loranzo,sophia, rebbeca, yorie, eqnalodo and zoo bars brother

by rats.org October 25, 2008

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018