Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.

“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

nectar wagon

Truck that pumps out septic systems. Also known as a honey pumper

That nectar wagon trails an awful smell

by [e-mail] August 1, 2014

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.

*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024