Jesus Piece

A cross or cross shaped pendant for a chain. Not meant to show how much paper you got but to show that even though your not the holiest person ever, your down with God and Jesus.
"I'm far from religious but i got beliefs, so I put cannary yellow diamonds in my Jesus Piece" -The Game
by moneyboi675 March 27, 2010
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Jesus pimps

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.
by Alan May 10, 2004
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Purple Jesus

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
by mphilg September 13, 2007
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jesus bomb

The kind of bomb that Attack Mode Jesus would plant
by amj February 11, 2004
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"Jesus wept."

John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009
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all Jesus

1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.
Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."
Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."
by JoJaun Hunter June 13, 2006
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Jesus Talk

A term to describe gossip.
"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"
by slothman81690 March 14, 2008
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