office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

Flavor Officer

A steward of bomb ass recipes

Dont worry, my buddy's a flavor officer so they'll hook it up for dinner tonight.

by Joeeeee M February 22, 2021

The Office

Code word for a domestic orgy

"Lets for for the Office"

by Raveneye26 June 22, 2017

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped

"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."

by Good one Beth August 7, 2021

Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020