crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

NimeriX

An unstopable gamer that cannot be beaten. Also called a GOD.

Man that guys a NimeriX

by NimeriX March 2, 2003

nuber

the name given to a person who has little or no intelligence.
so much so they can't even spell the word number.

you are the biggest nuber i have ever met!!

by youhavepooinyourmouth November 24, 2007

number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry

'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'

by vicky bailey May 1, 2004

number 6

when one takes a shit/diarrhea in their bed.

After McKenzie questioned the smell of the room, Colleen confessed to a nasty bout of number 6.

by evan price September 3, 2006

Numbers Man

Term used for someone with connections. "Numbers" is a reference to having the right digits to call when things are needed.

I got my friend to hit up his numbers man and he got us this bomb chronic!

by Evan_Mitt December 17, 2006

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003