splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

by vorduul April 15, 2014

Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 15, 2017

computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020