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Mayor of Noob York City

king of all the noobs, ruler of noobs everywhere, such a high-class noob they made him/her mayor.
"Wow, you suck, you must be the Mayor of Noob York City."
by El Fransico Porfavavor February 18, 2007
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noob

Someone new to something most commonly used with video games.
noobs spell noob like-newb or nub
poeple who are good spell it-noob or n00b
lets go pwn some noobs guys
the noob tried to cheat and got his sorry ass kicked off
stupid noobies
by V-master February 27, 2007
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noobasko

A synonym for noob/newbie.
Also used on the spaghetti (noobasko sauce)
Give me the noobasko sauce or i noob you out.
by BuStA dOgg July 29, 2008
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noob cannon

The noob cannon is a weapon, usually a gun, that is used by people who lack the skills to play the game at a higher level. Therefore, they use the noob cannon to kill people because it gives them the advantage over the people using the average respectable weapon. People who use the noob cannon are often disliked by fellow gamers and are often met with profanity.
In the Socom series, two noob cannons are the F90 and MK.
by CCC ol 908 December 9, 2008
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facebook noob

one who has no experience with facebook and/or still doesn't know how to use the special new features/apps. Noob status does not go away with time, but with experience and honing of knowledge. Remedy; friend a facebook whore (if you can)
Person 1: How do you tag someone in my status?!?
Person 2:IDK where's the help button?
Person 1:Is there even a help button?
Person 2: We are such facebook noobs.
by aim me September 27, 2009
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Noob

In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009
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WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.
*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB
by john December 17, 2004
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