muff waders

A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.

Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.

by manalive2122 April 13, 2014

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003

Muff Cabage

It's a Jersey thing..

Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!

by GuidoGuy November 29, 2010

Muff Head

When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"

Phil: My head is so cold!

Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.

Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!

by Cock Monsta gonna eat chu! September 27, 2009

muff bluff

when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.

Trudy was all over Todd but Gina slid in and gave Trudy a big time muff bluff.

by CuzzyHad2 November 17, 2009