Muddy Jungle

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.

Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.

by Motorhead September 8, 2016

Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Mudders

Mudders: a group of man whores that hang together, laugh at each others jokes, constantly antagonize each other, exhibit diva behaviors, and abuse alcohol constantly. Mudders can be found at pubs, festivals, business meetings, and New Jersey. Mudders often have bad bowels and are in questionable physical condition. Mudders tend to cry like bitches if they don't get their way.

Did you see that group of dudes at the pub last night? One of them wouldn't shut up and the rest just pounded drinks and talked about banging fat and ugly chicks; what a bunch of mudders.

by STL wiseguy October 26, 2016

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

by Memo watkins November 20, 2016