Megan

The biggest whore you’ll ever meet. She likes going for the younger men. She also loves talking shit on everyone even her roomies. Never trust a Megan.

Guy one: Did you hear that I hooked up with Megan the other day?
Guy two: No way! Same.

by Lolskskskandioop March 6, 2024

megan

megan is a gret and beutifull person both on the outside and in megans are great people if you find one hang onto her foreveer she will always get your dirty jokes.

you cuaght a megan dude

by s random person July 30, 2019

Megan’s Flaw

Megan’s flaw. a rebuttal to Hiss.

P1: Did you hear that line in hiss? “Megan’s Law” It was really good!

P2: No but I heard Megan’s flaw.

by ashyash January 31, 2024

Megan Ward

Megan ward is something else. Parents and children should be afraid. She is often found lurking in Cuisle chanting Girls want Girls and slowly questioning peoples relationship statuses . She has a thing for posh boys and is not allowed within 500 meters of Mary’s. She likes men with non-existent hairlines and can be found at the vending machine with a bottle of energizer begging Sarah to top up her Revolut for a packet of oven baked.

“Hey have you seen Megan Ward around?” “No and I’m lucky for it”

by Hue G. Rex Tion May 30, 2022

Megan

Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.

Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.

by alitabattleangel November 22, 2021

Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"

Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…

by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024

Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...

Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.

by Meloner June 18, 2019