A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020
A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh
by arab69420 January 06, 2020
he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.
A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?
A: what? i mean... like yes him💀
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?
A: what? i mean... like yes him💀
by your hopeless romantic August 13, 2022
Guy with anger issues who thinks he is the best in the world. A martin probably wrote that definition above mine
by martindisliker May 11, 2023
A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist
by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020
by Onepickman November 09, 2021
a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole
by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018