Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Male Femidweeb

1. A man so concerned with "feminist" issues that he needs to get a life.
2. A man who's so sensitive about feminism that it even makes women groan.

Bob, I'm glad you support feminism, but you're turning into a male femidweeb.

by everythingannoysme November 18, 2013

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

Male period

A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.

The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.

Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.

by Flora lumberjack August 6, 2018

male vibrator

A toy usually used by a man (David G) with a Vagina.

Shhh, Can you hear that? Its david using the Male Vibrator

by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

Maivel

Maivel is one of these friends that you feel you are losing brain cells while talking too. If you have a friend who is a Maivel I would recommend going to the closest hospital to check on your brain.

We got a Maivel coming in, please prepare the emergency room.

by theverymozzmark November 4, 2020

Male approval

Approval from a male to date, usually from pick me girls, but not always

Girl: I want male approval from Micah, he’s so hot!

Someone else: Bro stfu who asked

by 1234urmom4321 March 25, 2022