mackinator

a person who macks on people, or spits game, one who flirts

person 1: yo i heard you the mackinator
person 2: yea bro i mack all day everyday

by bBoYiLLey December 23, 2008

Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.

Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.

by Thing105 August 1, 2009

machine-gun intellectualist

Reads a lot, says a lot, and misses the mark most of the time.

A machine-gun intellectualist is deafened by the sound of his/her own noise.

by piralteqnix September 22, 2012

wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003

mush machine

another word for the television. too much television will turn your brain to mush. hence, mush machine.

i came home and watched the mush machine for a few hours.

by Lisa Caranfa May 14, 2004

hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... September 23, 2008

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 21, 2009