boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

brain popcorn

A movie that is casually enjoyable even if it isn’t deep or a cinematic masterpiece. One that doesn’t require much thinking to understand it.

It’s no “The Godfather,” but it’s still good brain popcorn.

by PifflePuff June 19, 2021

Rockville Brain

Rockville Brain is basically a hangover but with added cloudiness of the mind. Your thoughts are blurred to the point of delirium and everything aches. All followed after attending Florida’s biggest, 3 day, outdoor rock festival

Attributes to increase Rockville Brain
•Too much sun
•Too much alcohol
•Too much walking
•Too much dancing
•Too much screaming/yelling
•Excessive headbanging
•Excessive crowdsurfing
•Excessive moshing

=Rockville Brain

Yo, what day is it today? This Rockville brain got me throwed.

by Nesiangirl May 31, 2018