JACK HOLE

A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE

Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Hole!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 2, 2003

Holodious

To relay or project holiday spirit.

"That mark ass trick Alec is lookin' HOLODIOUS in that christmas sweater, ughh".

by Montgomery Danger February 27, 2011

hold your horses

Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.

Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.

"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."

by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.

Hole

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

holy tits

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.

Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!

by c0balt April 26, 2006

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Hungry Hole

When somones ass is just achin for some man meat or huge dildo. If someone has a hungry hole it means their asshole is hungry for sexual pleasure.

Sally: Oh baby! Can you feed my Hungry Hole??

Barbara: Ya for sure babe just let me go grab my black dildo!

by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 24, 2008