by vandawk8 June 23, 2015
Get the half digmug. A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010
Get the Half Standardmug. A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.
by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011
Get the Half-Jobmug. by BlockX October 8, 2004
Get the half-tardmug. Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009
Get the Half Retardedmug. 1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'
2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system
2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system
by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006
Get the Half Castmug. "Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this high ( after you already ordered) wanna go half-ers"?
by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009
Get the Half-ersmug.