A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."
by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004
A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.
by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011
when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite
i got a half job last night
by awesome24678 October 14, 2010
To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.
by Randii October 29, 2007
by Billy010101 December 13, 2017
when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
by emachine123456 October 28, 2007
When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
by sucker1 January 25, 2018