Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Grandma Evelyn

A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with

I want to have sex with Grandma Evelyn

by The ones who made everything. March 5, 2025

Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.

The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026

Grandmin

the parent of a "dadmin".

I asked dadmin if grandmin baked him cookies when he was little.

by Carol's girl July 14, 2025

grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025