Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

by Myers guy May 1, 2016

Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.

"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "

by Psygn February 17, 2021

Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.

My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.

by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022