by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018
Get the that ass bitch mug.A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
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A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
by Jayspray June 5, 2018
Get the Ass lag mug.adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.
See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008
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