Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard March 09, 2016

emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game

oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping

by Tartagliamoms December 22, 2021

Bro Fap

When you and your bro(s) fap

Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?

Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.

by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 10, 2019

Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r March 30, 2011