Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you

Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend

by Badass3425 April 13, 2019

ehran

A stupid alpha male kid that isn’t too aggro

Ehran is a cool guy

by Cool guy 71113 April 14, 2019

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019

Evanescent

This is a term used by only the highest physiologically ranked intellects' and the goats of celestial imagination. There are only a few countries that notoriously use this specific definition of the word. Join this nexus of higher communication and be apart of the Bastion Of Aliens. Call Stalker or Sleep more. You won't regret it.

"You know evanescent?"
"Yes?"
"And Bastion Of Aliens?"
"Yeah?" *CRINGE FACE*

by the lost egg. May 9, 2019

Evan

Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.

go away Evan.

by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019