Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.

Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!

by chris wango December 26, 2005

Empires Aeon

Run by t3h most 1337 bitchez and ho's online, toataly nigga.

Cool Empire Earth Aeon iz back up.

by vinnie August 3, 2004

Empex

Man with a large penis and amazing mkwii skills.

Empex is the sexiest fucking man alive

by Large Man2839292883 November 28, 2020

Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

Thin White Emperor

The greatest rockstar ever to pick up a guitar. A gentleman by the name of David Bowie

Duke, my eyelash. David Bowie is the Thin White Emperor

by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Emperoress

A gender-neutral term for Empress or Emperor. Specifically for genderqueer or genderfluid people.

The Emperoress was the highest in command!

by Danke Memer March 7, 2021