Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

elasticophobia

An aversion to, or a morbid fear of rubber bands.

Aaron can't stand the sight of a pile of used rubber bands. The rest of us compensate for this elasticophobia.

by Liber Scriptus May 15, 2009

elastic potential energy

Energy stored by something that can stretch or compress.

The boys stretched rubber band had elastic potential energy .

by I'm smart js November 6, 2015

elastithicc

Elastigirl's thicc ass

Elastigirl is elastithicc

by '''' '''' ' December 9, 2019

Elasticgevity

To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage

50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back

Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

Elastiearth

The state of the earth as it comes towards and object as you get trolled by actually looking this up.

you actually looked up elastiearth?

by TrollerdaTroll November 2, 2023