Some dipshit that was in the 1980's cartoon "The Littles".
He wanted to prove that little people exsisted, so he spent his whole time trying to locate them.
He spent over a $1000 with machines in a van, traps, monitors, and a trained ferret to hunt them down. He had all this stuff set up in a van, where he would always be.
One time, he was able to get a sensor to track the location where Dinky (one of the littles) was. He floored it in his van to try to reach the location. He was actually yelling at a red light because it stopped him.
He always looked like an ass when he could not capture the littles. Cops and townspeople would watch him continously fail to capture the littles. He actually spent the time to make booby traps in the park to try to capture these little people, which he ended up opening an empty trap to the cop.
He wanted to prove that little people exsisted, so he spent his whole time trying to locate them.
He spent over a $1000 with machines in a van, traps, monitors, and a trained ferret to hunt them down. He had all this stuff set up in a van, where he would always be.
One time, he was able to get a sensor to track the location where Dinky (one of the littles) was. He floored it in his van to try to reach the location. He was actually yelling at a red light because it stopped him.
He always looked like an ass when he could not capture the littles. Cops and townspeople would watch him continously fail to capture the littles. He actually spent the time to make booby traps in the park to try to capture these little people, which he ended up opening an empty trap to the cop.
by lunar shadows October 23, 2004
by Kathryn June October 30, 2004
I don't think you'd like it very much if I shoved a globe up your ass and shouted: "THE WORLD IS MINE!!"
by AuntieTATA August 24, 2005
by artemis February 28, 2004
The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.
"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"
"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"
"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
"I don't drink Dr. Pepper on a regular basis so I guess it's nice & peppy. But since I'm addicted to Coca-Cola I say that Coke will always be the best. ^-^ "
-me
-me
by Dave September 23, 2004
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003