blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

-Also see 'Safety'

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

doorknobbing

When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.

When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.

by LDD December 12, 2008

Dookie

A black person's way of saying shit.

Some white girl jus took a dookie in the bathroom.

by Beccy Poles July 17, 2009

dookie butter

When a male has blonde highlights in their hair.

Also means poop.

Dude, you look like a G'Wad when you have that dookie butter in your hair.

I dropped some dookie butter.

by Checkmate11 December 14, 2008

doorknob

A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"

Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*

by OurGorship April 5, 2008

Dookie Dreads

The Afro-American version of a dingleberry, which is a lump of poop stuck on a strand of butt hair

"Yo Dawg, after that burrito i got some major dookie dreads

by CletusDawg September 13, 2013