leach on your donkey

Tailgator behind you.

Better watch that leach on your donkey, I think he's been sniffin' no doze and drinkin' air wick by the way he drives!

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

by gwennie68 July 1, 2011

chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019

Flaming hot donkey

When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass

I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild

by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

donkeyfucker

A term used to make fun of someone in a insulting manner. usually used in a joking way.

Shut up you donkeyfucker

by molly December 31, 2003

Donkey Punch

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007

This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"

This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates

I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy

by Snatchier Pigeon April 10, 2009