dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 26, 2021

Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 24, 2021

DongBags

A bros way of referencing condoms to either be cool or sly

“Brad pick up some dongbags for the party tonight”

by chHAad March 18, 2021

Dong Thap

Thappin ya meat on a surface to assert dominance

I walked in and just did a dong thap on the table, those bitches loved it

by CrunchyPooStain May 21, 2021

diongli

A very cool tik Tok person

Hi diongli!

by .butter July 2, 2021

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.

My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.

by Libtarb August 15, 2021