Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dingle

Short for dingleberry. Little ball formed from shit particles that gets stuck in your ass hair. a.k.a Chris

Chris is such a dingle.

by Dinglesunited June 2, 2015

dingle

1: Penis.
2: An insult
3: A person who is an asshole.

At the end of the hot tub scene, all of the guys got out and started playing with each others' dingles.
DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE YOU DINGLE!
That dingle goes around DDoSing YouTubers.

by ILoveDingle June 17, 2015

dingleberry

An idiot or a complete geezer

Max is a dingleberry

by ILIKEWORDS August 26, 2015

dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries

I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

dingleberry dam

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.

Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.

by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016

Dingle Purple Berry

It is the specific dingle berry that is purple. Also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them.

"Your friend is a dingle purple berry!"

by GiovanniNox September 21, 2016