Cooter Blast

Ejaculation.

He just cooter blasted all over her face!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

Crootineun

When life's got you down say crootineun, no one knows what it means, but something's in life are better left unexplained.

Wow, that's so crootineun, I guess.

by Bloogus October 12, 2019

crooted

when you clutch a recruit rush

I guess you can say you got crooted

by Quarksaysree February 2, 2020

croote

A croote is someone who is typically under 5ft and has a long moustache. Most people find them annoying.

The old man next door is a bit of a croote

by Squibs definitions January 18, 2021

Crootong

The highest point/standing. Can be used universally.

Bro, I’m at the Crootong of my abilities!

by -/-_/_/-/-/_/_/-/-/_/_/-/- May 21, 2021

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022