crack it open

Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion.

For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya.

by The Snack January 31, 2005

Crack Attack

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019

Crack Donut

A funny way to refer to a White Powdedered Donut.

"I'm gunna go buy some crack donuts in the cafeteria."

by anonymou 4444444444 March 5, 2008

crack hor

a chick who will do anything for crack

hank:dude your sister is suck a crAck hor, i gave her a bag of suger and she gave me a blowjob!

bill:your a tool.

by sam b. sexy June 26, 2006

Crack A Mental

Become angry or upest it is the aussie way of seeing it

Guy: Dude don't crack a mental.
Guy2: I wasn't gunna

by Mack H May 17, 2007

cracking the flags

When something; mostly the weather is extremely good

The weather in Devon is cracking the flags!

by Simon lad broughton July 10, 2015

Hairy Crack

A particularly hairy ass crack. Often abbreviated as HC as to be able to use the term discreetly.

Dude, you have really bad HC (Hairy Crack), how often do you get danglers?

by edookie September 7, 2010