crack pairing 

Romantic pairings (usually from movies, TV, video games etc.) that are dreamed up by uber-fans who were obviously high on crack.

Yuffie and Rufus from FFVII is defiantly a crack pairing.

crack pairing by canadamus_prime January 9, 2008

Crack Plaque 

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

Crack Plaque by Big Nation April 15, 2003

Crack Cheese 

The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.

"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."

Crack Cheese by lunarcoyote September 4, 2005

crack baby 

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

crack baby by nick May 23, 2006

crack up 

A female pilot flying upside down. An FAA rating obtained by female pilots after they have logged a minimum of 15 hours of inverted flight time.

Sally is a crack up. She can fly better upside down than most pilots can fly right-side up.

crack up by seymour heines February 28, 2008

crack spackle

When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.

I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.

crack spackle by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

Crack Weed 

JWH-018 that shit gets u fucked up like the first time you smoked.

Remember that first time u JWHed, thats the crack weed.

Crack Weed by PDX-Broadway May 15, 2010